Dear Nathan,

Today you made Daddy sick to his stomach.  You managed to poop through your diaper, pajamas and onto your bunny chair.  Daddy had to make a run to the bathroom when he realized you had also allowed poop to escape onto his hand.  Although I thought this was rather funny, Daddy would not like to experience it again anytime soon.  So if possible, please save your poop explosions for me.

Love you!
Mommy